1, I am acting by some small, but not lacking; I'm good-natured but it did!
2, grass does not get people to lie, as replanting cactus!
3, is the difference between human and pig: Pig has been a pig, but sometimes not the people!
4, is separate from the original as long as the person, no matter how familiar the original, will gradually become alienated.
5, to the pizza shop to buy a pizza! Waiter asked me to cut into 8 or 12? I then said: or 8 now! 12 eat!
6, a man 忽悠 woman, called molestation; woman 忽悠 man, called to seduce; each flicker of men and women, called love.
7, the government thinking about how a reasonable taxation, the boss think of how reasonable tax avoidance, and I think of how a reasonable sleep!
8, time is used to wandering, the body is used to love, life is for the forgotten, and the soul, is used to singing.
9, love is like ghosts, I believe that many people, seeing few people
10, how far it always? Your kid go away!
11, get a personalized signature writer: Maybe it seems probably, but not necessarily. Get a personalized signature GG: I have a girl, I can create a nation.
12, since I became a dog feces, to no one stepped on my head.
13, I would like puppy love, but too late ... ...
14, my God! my clothes and thin.
15,80 after the important task is to create 08 after.
16, others have their background, and I only have back ~ ~.
17, is always shining gold, but all over the floor of gold, I do not know which pieces of their own.
18, to remind everyone to learn to repair your own laptop, this is very important! Once a man, he will not repair your own laptop ...... then things we all know.
19, I am not a fortune-teller square, chatter not so much you want to hear nibbling.
20, not the end of the story is not good enough, but the requirements of our story too!
21, flowers, flowers are often people who do not belong, and belong to cow dung.
22, is the difference between lies and vows: one is to listen to the people seriously, and one is that the people who take it seriously.
23, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
24, sometimes, not the other side do not care about you, but you see the other side too.
25, even believe, also hidden in the middle of a lie.
26, a real good friend, not together, there is endless talk about the topic, but together, if not speak, do not feel embarrassed.
27, not 100 points, the other half, only two of 50 points!
28, usually willing to stay and argue with you people who truly love you!
29, life is not dress rehearsal, live every day; only low ratings, but wages are not high.
30, money can be used to solve the problem is not a problem, the problem is that I was poor. [AD: Nokia Mobile Games Free Download www.Sjxyx.com]
31, Only women are also upset with the hero, only his wife and working hard to find also.
32, see me later you will suddenly find that - ah, the original commander also can be specific it!
33, asked a colleague: p>
34, at noon in the cafeteria called two dishes. I eat the first shock of the
35, mice of a angry, we are all sick cats.
36, travels to brothels were not old, please Huiren Shenbao.
37, listen to king's words, provincial and ten books I have!
38,0-year-old debut appearance, 10 years old and every day. Lofty ideal of the age of 20, 30, worked hard. The basic orientation of 40-year-old, 50-year-old popular everywhere. 60 mahjong 70 years old everywhere around. Homely 80-year-old Lara, 90-year-old hung on the wall!
39, undressed, I was an animal, I Yiguanqinshou dressed!
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41, we have a small difference: she wants me to put dirt into gold, I want her as the gold as dirt.
42, read 10 languages, as talk half QQ.
43, lazy bed the morning, then took out six coins in his pocket: If you throw to six are positive, I went to school! Thinking hesitate a long time, or forget, do not take the risk of the ... ...
44, I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to the
45, I can tolerate the body is a fake, her face is fake, fake chest, hip is false! ! ! But money is not tolerated Yes! ! ! !
46, who pretended to be dead for an understanding friend, a woman makes herself by plastic surgery.
47, do not wait until everybody says when you find yourself really ugly ugly.
48, Personals: requirements are as follows, A Living, B woman.
49, to the point of the sun I'll decay.
50, should be appropriate to eat a little, only effort to lose weight.
51, Shanghai Triad, shake to Modoribashi.
52, Q: Do you like my point? A: I like you away from me!
53, you come back, I do not come one 忽悠!
54, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky ~~~
55, fell, got up and cry ~~~
56, the world is difficult to extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, as well as love.
57, Xi'an Jiaotong University passed when a dinosaur on the trips to the bathroom, came out she sobbed:
58, students and easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.
59, asked, can a misery, like a group of eunuchs on the brothel ... ...
60, was young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
61, first to find the cause of problems, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation.
62, racking our brains decision-making, to ensure that each of the offerings, making ass leave.
63, we are going too fast, the soul can not keep up the ... ...
64, and the Earth people do not generally experience ~~~
65, Chu Laihun, his wife wish to change sooner or later!
66, a child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me ... ...
67, even if I was a toad, a toad and I will not marry his mother.
68, why long sleep before his death, since death would be buried ... ...
69, the tailor did not want to cook, not a good driver.
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